american_cake

Overall Review

Chat Experience: 2/5

Messaged her with two separate $5 tips, and didn't get much of a response. She does not use a service or bots, which I respect. She also outright tells you this on her page, with a disclaimer that she runs it all herself and does what makes her happy. She does not want a sugar daddy and will respond when she can. I’m giving her above a 1 here cause I respect her honesty, but I still would love to have my tipped responses respected. I think most people would expect at least a response if they sent $5-$10, especially since my messages were asking to buy her content as she outlines.



Ads/Mass-Messaging: 4/5

There are 0 ads and 0 mass messaging as far as I can tell. I'm lowering this only because it sometimes feels a bit like a ghost town, but at least I'm not being annoyed or drenched in strange ads and clickbait titles. What she sent when I first joined was totally free and non-invasive. All in all, I appreciate that she isn't up in my grill, but I still want to know you are alive and would love to know what I can interact with.



Content Quality: 2.5/5

I think this goes without saying with all women: you are gorgeous. We love you. However, this is a review of your content. American Cake’s content is saved because she is absolutely gorgeous and interesting to look at. She is a big girl. BIG. HUGE THIGHS. HUGE ASS. HUGE TITS. I genuinely think she must have a BBL, but as someone with fake tits, I say that with love and respect. She is insanely hot. However, her content is a bit lackluster. Most of it is filmed on a phone of medium/low quality. The audio is quiet. The sex is very vanilla. There aren't fun scenes or crazy acting. She had a sprinkle of NSFW TikToks, but not enough to keep my attention. I think this is an account I'd pop in once a year when I forget what it’s like, but I'd definitely not feel like I want to stick around long-term. I just felt bored. That being said, it was worth subbing to just to see that butt and thigh CRUSH her partner, and seeing someone that big ride a guy. DAMN. DROWN ME, BABY. lol. But yeah, not the best quality beyond curiosity.



On-Camera Performance: 2/5

She is really cute and, as said above, gorgeous. But I found her really quiet on camera. Her opening video you get for free when you join is like 15 minutes long. It's kinda hot, but a lot of it is super quiet. I’m not a fan of the porn squeals of certain girls, but I want to know if you feel good. I think it's fair to say most porn is made for pleasure but it's also made for entertainment. We want a little embellishment and sensationalism. She may very well be enjoying herself and being true to herself, but I wouldn't call it a fantastic performance. It's fun and enjoyable in the same way some indie films are, that you forget the name of and never watch again.



Authenticity: 5/5

Absolutely and unapologetically herself. She never lies, never misleads. She posts disclaimers and follows through on what she offers. No criticism here.



Frequency of Wall Posts: 2/5

Very infrequent posts on the wall. Not much going on there, some selfies, but they are fully nude. Could have been inactive when I was there and things have changed, but I saw not much really happening. The month I was on she posted about 15 times? So, not terrible, but not very engaging, and the quality feels low.



Tip Prioritization: 1/5

I tipped twice and waited about a week or so. She was at a wedding for a friend and missed the message. Totally understandable, but the response did not address my message, and she didn't even send the video I asked for and wanted to pay for. Kinda a meh experience, or even below meh. Maybe… a bleh experience.



Personal Take: 2/5

I would maybe sub again. In a year. When I forget what she looks like riding a cock. But otherwise, I found her page a bit bland. She is beautiful and seems really nice on camera, but it’s just not very entertaining. I think the big thing she has going for her (pun intended) is she is a big beautiful girl in a way that we imagine when we hear THICC. She is a fucking queen. Seeing her totally naked and having sex is something I would never take back, but I didn't need to see it more than once. Curiosity is met. Moving on. Maybe next year when curiosity resurfaces she will be more engaging? Or maybe she is happy with her page as is. She claims to be 0.7%, which is really doing well! So I don’t think she's hurting. You go girl!